Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Why Hello There.

Hey there guys and gals,
            My name is Abigail, and I am beginning this blog for a class project. Im on a mission to help you properly detox for your own specific needs. As a college student I intake my fair share of toxins from my eating habits, party habits, and yes even from the overpopulated school library. College after all is the time were supposed to get everything out of out system and experiment to put all of our curiosities to rest once and for all. Its a really good learning experience, I now know the true meaning of "one and done".
           Some times the morning after a good party I feel tired, groggy, sore, and slow, so I like to start my day off with a detox. I flush my system for a fresh start, and then begin replacing the fallen vitamins that I have left behind on the frattle field (frat houses). Hopefully I can teach you a lesson or two through my own actions so you wont need to detox. However if you do happen to wake up on the wrong side of the bed after a weird night, don't worry ill get you through the day.
             Love your college girl,
                    Abigail A.K.A. The Intoxifying Detox.

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